Christmas is 4 Months a Year?

I don’t hate Christmas.

But I’m surprised how it’s taking up a third of the year now.

It’s ridiculous.

October, November, December, and then January.

It’s all Christmas now.

Decorations in supermarkets before Halloween.

Carols on loop in November.

Fake cheer everywhere before it’s even cold.

Then comes December.

The actual holiday.

And by then you’re already burnt out.

January doesn’t even give you a break.

Just more sales, leftover junk, and holiday hangovers.

It’s not Christmas I’m against.

It’s Christmas creeping into 1/3 of the calendar.

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